wealleatpizza:

Garter snakes eat pizza.
Their diets consist of almost any pizza they are capable of overpowering.

wealleatpizza:

Garter snakes eat pizza.

Their diets consist of almost any pizza they are capable of overpowering.

(Source: facebook.com)

supernaturalapocalypse:

wizardshavethespookybox:

winterinthetardis:

Sometimes, I don’t understand the demons on Supernatural.

Like, okay, you can’t cross a salt line. Fine. But they only ever salt the doors/windows.

You’re a demon. Just punch through a wall.

Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little vandalism.

 

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bewbin:

I am actually a really great impressionist. Here’s me doing some Impressions of animals

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xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

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sentimental-sanity:

clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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This is GOLD

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sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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humorking:

every time i feel down i just remember

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meladoodle:

i was raised by my father, my mother left before i was born

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babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

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