foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

and my headstone will read “damn autocorrect”

I did not cover my fave in cookies for 7 notes you motherfuckers

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

and my headstone will read “damn autocorrect”

I did not cover my fave in cookies for 7 notes you motherfuckers

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

nosdrinker:

this is the teacher from the incredibles

(Source: yimmyayo, via g-iggle)

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker

(via g-iggle)

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

image

(Source: god2007, via g-iggle)

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

(Source: Laughing Squid, via g-iggle)

wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

(via g-iggle)

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

angellikesbutts:

Yes i would like 7 eaches of bananas

(via g-iggle)

mangosmoothie7:


fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

(Source: mesovideo, via g-iggle)

(via g-iggle)

awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

image

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via g-iggle)

drunktrophywife:

reallylameblog:

crayolaeyebrows:

What does tfw mean

Titty Fuck Wario

Trained fighting walruses

The Fuck Waldo?

pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

(via cytoplast)